A [Utah] woman faces arson charges after police say she drunkenly started a fire in her ex-boyfriend’s house …
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When officers arrived, they saw smoke billowing out the front door. Apparently, [Cameo Adawn] Crispi had placed a pound of bacon on a lit burner. In the home, officers discovered hot coals on the floor around an open wood stove and the burned bacon.
Charging documents say Crispi’s blood-alcohol level was 0.346, four times the legal limit.
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They should charge her with wasting valuable bacon while they’re at it!