Doofus Of The Day #219

Today’s doofus is an unfortunate thief from Warsaw, Poland.

A suspect tried to evade police by wrapping himself in a carpet.

Miroslaw Dabrowski, 32, rolled up in a rug and propped himself against a wall on the balcony as police searched his aunt’s home in Warsaw.

He was only found after two hours when a detective went out to the balcony to smoke a cigarette and the officer noticed it was shivering.

A shivering carpet? Yeah, that’d get my attention, too . . . Pity he didn’t roll himself in it while it was still indoors!


One comment

  1. Hi Peter, a candidate for your doofus list. It's a long read but the owner's response is classic. http;// . I hope I have entered this in a way you can access it. Cheers Barry.

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