Doofus Of The Day #409

Today’s Doofus is from Lockport, NY.

According to the Police Blotter for last Thursday, a certain Miriam Siemucha decided to return a set of sheets to a local store. The store manager inspected them and found they hadn’t been bought at his establishment, whereupon he stalled her while he called the cops.

On arrival, the police asked Ms. Siemucha (in so many words) what she was playing at. While inspecting the bedsheets, they noticed a certain aroma. Further investigation led them to a marijuana pipe and some of the drug, wrapped in a corner of the sheets. Ms. Siemucha is now charged with attempting to defraud the store, plus possession of narcotics.

And all because she picked the wrong store to which to return the sheets . . .


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