1. There was no fowl play involved.

    Exactly as another fellow told me about my Vegas dealer once, “He ain’t playin’.”

    But “Chicken Kills Man” qualifies as the “man bites dog” PETA headline of the month.

    I will avenge him this week at Pollo Loco, one 3-pc meal at a time.

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