Louboutins they ain’t; Fluevogs they’re definitely not; but they have a certain je ne sais quoi, wouldn’t you say? Note the
nail claw polish matching the shoe leather. I do appreciate the extra effort. Not paltry poultry, those . . .
EDITED TO ADD: Reader L. L. just e-mailed me, saying “Hey! Cluck-me shoes!” Grrroooooaaaannn . . .